What are the actual stats on this? Are people who wear foundation really more likely to fornicate with each other? Is it really possible that Kylie has been with that many people (luckily she dates mostly actors so casting this video would have been easy)? How much plastic surgery can you have before your face starts to take on a rubbery, bouncy appearance? Is this song meant to make me feel less awkward in approaching Kylie for sex - and further to that, isn’t that already achieved by the aforementioned foundation overload? Would the air inside the seething sexcave of human sluts be  breathable? What does Jason Donovan think of all this - I imagine he thinks himself to be something of a catch in bed? Has Kylie passed the “Madonna In A Jumpsuit” threshold of Too-Old-To-Be-That-Type-Of-Sexy-Sex-Creature?

Seriously, what are the stats?