In this photo, taken by Brash And Sassy’s Gennia Febbraio, you can see me posing with my WAMington for Best Electronic Act. You will note my Myer catalogue facial expression. You will note the pure class and sexuality with which I hold myself while posing with the cake. You will see my hair, finally sitting perfectly after three weeks of continuous bad hair days. You will see a man who already (!!) ate a cake for Best Electronic Producer. You will see a man who didn’t win the other award (Most Popular Live Act) that he was nominated for, but who didn’t expect to and is frankly so high on cake right now he can’t come down anyway and who only has a certain amount of room in his fridge - more cake would possibly be too much.

Mostly, you will see a very delighted and humbled gentleman, basking in the warm glows from rays of recognition from his peers. And, in case you’d like to know, they feeeeeeel goooooooooood.

What a fucking great night. Congrats to other winners/nominees/citizens of Perth. High fives all round, on me.