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Tomás Ford's Disco Bunker: Thoughts On It.

I’m still recovering from my time in Tomás Ford’s Disco Bunker eight weeks eight days later.

It was a pretty awesome experience, I’m kind of weighing up how I thought it went; on one hand theatres are agonisingly middle class, a conventionally seated crowd is really hard to work with and I think the ticketed nature of the event priced out a few people I would have liked to be able to see the show. I’ve forgotten how to read theatre audiences a bit as well, which is an unfortunate side effect of my not working in theatre anymore; I’m totally ninja with festival/pub/club environments but it’s a very different feeling in a theatre.

Apart from those qualifications though, it was pretty much an unqualified success. The reviews have been uniformly excellent (you can read Ben Watson’s great one on my Press Kit page), so I’m likely going to be touring it to a few festivals this year. A lot of things from the show will feed back into my general live act, but there’s quite a few things that are specific to playing in a theatre and the journey I wanted to happen for the audience that I don’t think will work outside of that.

It really knocked me about though - aside from all the time I spent getting the show together, the nature of the gig was that it took a lot of my mental energy, which I didn’t really give the audience a chance to give back in a conventional way. So I was wiped after the shows and although I enjoyed playing them, it actually took a couple of days for me to really appreciate what I’d achieved with them.

Now I have even more ideas for how to progress the show, which is great, because I hate it when I start to feel satisfied and smug about what I do. I mean, feeling smug is a very enjoyable emotion, it’s actually my favourite feeling but it’s not very useful.

Anyway, there are some great shots from the show shot by William Buck for Faster Louder that you really have to go see for yourself. He shot both the early and late shows so you get a really good feel for the way the show went if you look at the whole set.

In other news, I’m back to recording this week and loving it, even if it’s still moving at a glacial pace. It’ll get there. Promise.

I Also Want To Ride A White Horse

Had a power fun spoken word gig at The Moon this arvo. Though I’d set aside this arvo for blogging, I still haven’t had a sec to chill out since Disco Bunker, so I will blog about the AWESOME goodness of that gig tomorrow.


Meanwhile, I’m watching Goldfrapp videos. The new one (above) is pretty hilarious, almost as good as a track I only recently discovered because it was on an album of theirs I didn’t think I dug, called Ride A White Horse. She feels so fuckin’ dirty.  You will want to watch both of these.



Disco Bunker Flashbacks


Photo by William Buck for FasterLouder.com.au

Well, what a terrible dribbling of shit that last post was.

Coverage for Disco Bunker is slowly starting to seep out of the media; FasterLouder have posted this great gallery of shots from the shows which give you an idea of what you missed out on, and Spaceshipnews have posted the first review and incidentally made me their first “Band Of The Week” in their relaunched (and rather sexy) new site, which aside from being an incorrect use of a word, is rather a distinct pleasure.

There will be quite a lot more reviews and photos to come this week I’m sure, but here’s the first taste if you want to relive the show or check out what you missed. It always makes an interesting read for me to see what individuals’ opinions are on shows, as a solo act I draw inspiration from reviewer opinions, if not always in the way the writer probably intended, so I’m looking forward to them.

I’ll post about the shows and my dj’ing at Future Music Fest tomorrow! Promise! My brain is still twisted into knots from the longest long weekend on record.

TV. Why, TV? Why?

In the two days since my Disco Bunker (which went off by the way), I’ve had some time to chill out and watch TV. Which is awesome (will post about it tomorrow).

Unfortunately, everything I’ve seen has been SHIT.

I am currently watching Ross Noble recreate Billy Connolly’s 90’s Australian travelogue show. Almost shot for shot. Why is this happening? Surely he is better than this? I mean, I’ve never liked his comedy, but surely he’s at least got some original ideas in his head? WTF?

Last night I endured Scrubs: Medcal School, which I’m being generous to by adding the “Medical School” bit - I think they’re just pushing it as a new series. You can see it here if you want to enjoy the spectacle of a show jumping the shark so far it misses the ramp entirely. I think I counted three characters from the original series, all of whom have significant partners and young children who aren’t mentioned in the show at all - actually, the characters spend all their time on university campus, where they are now teachers, and at various bars. I can only assume that their home life is disintegrating entirely in messy ways that they choose not to talk to each other about, ever.

The other thing I watched was Airways, which has gone from being a vaguely amusing Australian riff on Airport USA/the most hilariously trashy awesomeness around to THE WORST SHIT EVER. It’s basically a long-form ad for Tiger now. At least Airport USA is not at all sympathetic to Southwest airlines and you found yourself hating everyone on the TV. Host Corinne Grant sounds like she regularly works shifts in the terminal herself the way she sides with bitchy check-in supervisors. Ugh.

And to reiterate the opinion of everybody who has seen it, BONO, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS ROXY MUSIC DOCUMENTARY.

TV: I think our relationship may be over. Oh wait, we have DVD’s of The Tudors? This is good news. Period-piece soft porn soap opera. Trashy crap with beautiful costumes and beautiful people. I can dig it.

Anyway, rant over.

Tomás Ford's Disco Bunker SELLS OUT! 10pm Show Added!!

We’ve sold all our tickets to the 8pm Disco Bunker show. But don’t fret. We’ve decided to add a 10pm show, which you can book tickets for now. Above the 10pm show is a listing for the 8pm show, which reads SOLD OUT. I am enjoying that a little more than I probably should.

I’m really excited. You’re coming, right?

Here’s the dodgy press release I knocked up in an exhausted post-early-morning start for my RTRFM breakfast interview today.

Tomasford.com and Tyranocorp Present
Tomas Ford’s Disco Bunker
8pm SOLD OUT!!! 10pm Show JUST ADDED!!


Tomas Ford expected his Disco Bunker show to be successful within his electro-disco niche in Perth, but he didn’t quite expect the reaction it’s had. Everyone in town, it would appear, is coming.

When the show sold out in presale over the weekend, he was assaulted with emails and facebook messages stressing out about tickets. But fret not. A 10pm show has been added to the night.

If you’re wondering what you can expect from the show, Ford says “I’ve got some amazing new costuming, there’s new video work that’s coming together really well and I’ve designed the show around the room because it’s a very unusual space, so it’ll be a unique experience. I don’t do theatre shows very often at the moment, but they’re great fun for the audience and I find they have a different kind of intensity to them that you don’t get in a pub or festival show.”

Ford’s shows mix up of electro-disco, cabaret and playing with the audience. You might have seen him twisting the minds of audiences at Southbound and Laneway Festivals this year, or in one of his myriad local pub shows. He’s built an audience around the country through touring on his own, well received seasons at Fringe Festivals, as support for Birds Of Tokyo and as part of Big Day Out’s insane Lilyworld lineup.

Despite all this activity, he’s more excited about these shows than anything else he’s done. “In a theatre I have a lot more control over what happens in the room; there’s no distractions. People are really buzzing about this show too, so it’s going to be a great atmosphere to play in anyway, and then I’ll come out and add layers of insane fun to it.”

Tickets for the new show are $20 and are available from Heatseeker.com.au, Planet Video and Mills Records, or there will be limited door sales available on the night. More information is available at http://tomasford.com .

TOMAS FORD’S DISCO BUNKER
8 PM (doors at 7 PM) – SOLD OUT!!
10PM (Doors at 9pm) – JUST ADDED!!
SATURDAY FEBRUARY 27
THE ASTOR THEATRE
659 BEAUFORT STREET
MT LAWLEY

BOOK TICKETS HERE BEFORE THEY’RE GONE!!

King Of The Silent Disco at Future Music Festival Perth

In what will no doubt be a fucking awesome way to come down from the excellence of my Disco Bunker shows the night before, I’m DJ’ing at the Future Music Festival next Sunday from 6:30-7:30 in the Silent Disco. Come by and visit to warm yourself up for Empire Of The Sun, The Prodigy, Booka Shade and Boys Noize :)

Wooohoooo!

(Mad photoshop skillz. I haz them.)

Lady Gaga Has Her TV Eye On You

Oh Lady Gaga, you are so batshit crazy. I love you. If you haven’t seen her performance at the Brit Awards yet, even if you don’t like her usually,click the link below, it’s probably the closest thing I’ve seen to the kind of big production art-pop performances Laurie Anderson and Grace Jones used to do in the 80’s.

UPDATE: Oddly, Tumblr won’t let me post this. So click here to look.

The strange thing with Lady Gaga though is that I stumbled across an article at illuminati conspiracy site The Vigilant Citizen that has kind of infected my ability to enjoy her music without suspicion. They deconstruct her over three articles and at least 80% of what they say is bullshit, but like all conspiracy theories, 20% of it is pretty spooky and irrational. The deconstruction of the Bad Romance clip is particularly effective, but obtuse videos like that do lend themselves to that kind of thing. There’s also this and this (part 2 of the first this), which are kind of odd. Nonetheless, I can’t help but think about this site’s suggestions when I look at her videos/photos etc now.

And they give me another great excuse to hate the Twilight franchise. And the fact that anybody could draw anything from Beyonce’s lame “Sasha Fierce” concept character bullshit and the Crazy In Love video is awesome to me. Or the crowning piece of aceness, a deconstruction of the 2009 VMA’s as an occult initiation ritual for Taylor Swift. In the fairly implausible (but well explored) case that’s it’s true, I can only imagine Kanye saying something like “Imma let you finish, but Baphomet was the greatest…”

Aw hell, while I’m on a conspiracy bender, I may as well keep going. Some of this stuff amuses me occasionally, so I might as well share my favourite conspiracy of all time: Denver Airport, it’s absolutely bizarre. Actually, Vigilant Citizen has written about this as well and that’s probably the easiest place to start if you feel like a conspiracy googlethon. There’s something really, really fucked up going on there. Nasty.

On the other hand, WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT? Disco Bunker is just about sold out. Go buy tix NOW!!! Stand by for a further announcement on the weekend ;)

Get Your Pass Into The Disco Bunker! Next Saturday!

Look, tickets for this thing are burning up faster than if I doused them in oil and threw napalm on them. I’ve been talking to people though, and I get the sense that there’s a lot of people who want to come, and in fact fucking plan to come, who haven’t bought tickets yet.

We’re at the stage now where the 8pm show is just about sold out. We’re considering adding a late show because everybody wants to come and we don’t have room for you all; but we need to know if you are actually going to come, so you need to buy a ticket. If you don’t, we can’t add a 10pm show, and some of you will miss out, which bums me out.

So, a gentle reminder; the show is on Saturday Feb 27 at The Astor Theatre in Mt Lawley. You need to book now at Heatseeker (follow the link) if you’re coming. And you are, right?

I get my finished costumes tomorrow (probably). I’m pretty excited; I had a fitting last week and they’re a big departure from my prior look. It’s slowly impacting on the whole feel of the show, which I’m really excited about. It’s the right time to bring a new style into the show. I think their effect on what I do on stage will probably be a bit slow-release as well; now that I’ve got a new vibe, I can feel my thinking moving in a new direction. It’s exciting.

Anyway, whatever. :) Buy a ticket. Come see the show.

Kinetic Carnival

So I feel like I need to make up for the intense lamenitude of that last tune a little by posting something pretty awesome. Supermarket are an audio visual funky techno duo I played with at a show at the Crown And Anchor in Adelaide last year. They’re some of the most interesting video artists you’ll meet.

Following that set, I suggested them to Ivan who is the director of the new film festival Kinetic Carnival and he pretty much freaked out about them. The show they’re playing will also feature yours truly. We’re talking about Friday April 2 at City Farm in East Perth. City Farm shows are always amusing; it’s basically a big oldschool warehouse space, everyone’s really friendly. They’ll be performing their soundtrack to silent film The Cabinet Of Doctor Kilgari.

This festival is actually really amazing; if you’re on Facebook, the full three day program is here. Go see some stuff.

Australia! Good News!

This has recently done the rounds on Twitter. It’s an authentic eastern european party bomb that captures the grace, beauty and most importantly the dignity of our wide brown land and frames it in glittering disco.

It’s shit, I know. But you have to watch if only for the dancers doing “the kangaroo”.